Fibashka

So, I wake up at 3 AM and immediately realize I'm inside my friend's dream. I was standing in a corner and everything was covered in manure. I walk into the kitchen and find him totally wasted - well, obviously, we're always drinking beer with the boys and then puking our guts out in the toilet, yeah, yeah, yeah. I walk up to this punk and shout, "HELLO! ANYBODY HOME?" Anyway, this miracle of nature wakes up and says, "Oh, Mishuta, you wanna play cards? I'll cheat for ya."